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ask me. What's up?ask me. by ~xxOrganizedMess
No, I'm not Indian.
Not Tamil.
Not Trinidadian-but you're getting close.
Guyanese all the way.
Not Hindu.
Not Christian.
Not Muslim.
Non-religious.
Don't worship the devil, either.
Oh?
So that's where you got that dark skin.
Your great great grandfather, huh?
Sugar plantation, huh?
Sold it at the market?
Let me guess, poor?
Oh, so you've had a Guyanese hairdresser?
That cheap?
Oh, so you've been to a Guyanese restaurant?
That good?
Oh, so you've had Guyanese-style chicken curry?
That hot?
Yeah, that's how I say it.
Does it matter if you curry the chicken or chicken the curry?
No, I can say "thre
why its less than three. one less than three is two.why its less than three. by ~xxOrganizedMess
(in other words, me and you.)
one to nine. "Hey, can I ask you something?"one to nine. by ~xxOrganizedMess
"Sure, no problem, what's up?"
"On a scale of one to nine, how do you think I look?"
"One to nine? Isn't it usually a scale of one to ten?"
"But a perfect ten is a lie."
"So we're going on a scale of one to nine?"
"One to nine, that's what I said."
"And there's no such thing as a perfect ten?"
"Not unless you're a liar."
"I think…I think I'd give you an eleven."
Sta.sh
Fear 
. It's much appreciated.
I don't judge.
